Reason, caution, prudence and other good ideas will be banished from Baltimore’s Inner Harbor beginning July 1, as the Maryland Science Center jumps into harm’s way for its spectacular Summer of Irresponsible Science! The three floors of the popular Inner Harbor destination will be transformed into a menagerie of perpetual experimentations, demonstrations, and hyperventilations – all day, every day, until late August.

(Parents, guardians and other responsible individuals should note the Maryland Science Center is supremely sure of the safety of the Summer of Irresponsible Science’s shenanigans. Translation: every experiment is completely safe, despite the rabid rhetoric contained herein.)